景甜：主人zhou了

Petals (𝙋𝙚𝙩𝙖𝙡𝙨) 2026 年8 月 28 日 01:35 1

一边是主人一边是妈妈，态度截然相反了

贻笑大方了

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tluafed (破苍穹) 2026 年8 月 28 日 01:36 2

那按辈分来讲，孙割得叫张继科一声爷爷，毕竟妈妈的爸爸叫爷爷

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ydxlm (爱喝绿豆汤) 2026 年8 月 28 日 01:37 3

我明天要在第一版主看到这篇同人小说

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Gianthard (天高地迥，覺宇宙之無窮；興盡悲來，識盈虛之有數。關山難越，誰悲失路之人？萍水相逢，盡是他鄉之客。懷帝閽而不見，奉宣室以何年？) 2026 年8 月 28 日 01:49 4

诶，这可启发俺了，今晚值班狠狠鞭策一下AI写小作文

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mycd (mycd) 2026 年8 月 28 日 01:52 5

一夜之间全是吃瓜的，是不是掩盖了什么

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cyx2 2026 年8 月 28 日 01:57 6

网上看见的《给阿妈的一封情书》——孙割

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marcussmartchn 2026 年8 月 28 日 01:59 7

孙割觉得年少时的梦想值3000万，3.5亿还是算了吧

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Dyna 2026 年8 月 28 日 02:00 8

最终结果很可能是孙哥白嫖。

这个事情前几天刚开始有苗头的时候，都是说的“彩礼”纠纷。

dododook 2026 年8 月 28 日 02:04 9

应该叫：继爸，哈哈，微博上看到的。。

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dododook 2026 年8 月 28 日 02:05 10

其实你漏看了前面还有一只兔子表情呢，应该是兔主人去哪了

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