yuanps
【人形bug制造机·代码永动机·CV工程师】
大家好,我是工龄六年的Java老萌新。江湖人称:Spring启动器翻译官、Git提交记录艺术家、产品经理需求过滤器。
专业能力:
• 精通Java的"Hello World"写法(6年稳定输出版)
• 熟练掌握把Python代码写成Java风格的行为艺术
• 副业是Python翻译官(if-else翻译成try-catch那种)
• 擅长用AI写代码,再用代码给AI制造bug的永动机闭环
• 拥有把产品需求翻译成"这个需求做不了"的十级沟通证书
项目亮点:
- 曾带领团队用三天时间修复了一个由拼写错误引发的史诗级bug
- 用Python写过自动生成周报的脚本,结果周报生成器自己成了周报内容
- 在测试环境永远畅通无阻,上生产就表演花式报错。
特殊技能:
• 肉眼debug能力(盯着代码半小时后突然拍大腿)
• 颈椎康复运动十级学者
• 掌握从需求文档字缝里读出真实需求的读心术
兴趣爱好:
- 在深夜与IDE进行量子纠缠
- 用程序员笑话练习面部肌肉(笑着笑着就哭了那种)
- 研究怎么把"调bug"变成"调酒"的跨界行为
目前状态:
Java让我稳重,Python让我飘逸
左手设计模式,右手"import antigravity"
正在修炼把祖传代码改出赛博朋克画风的绝技
友情提示:
接单范围包含但不限于:
- 用Java写诗(System.out.println(“面朝API,春暖花开”))
- 用Python给excel算命(pandas算卦版)
- 帮你和产品经理进行加密通信(base64转码吵架服务)
联系方式:
Github:github.com/yuanpusheng
(服务器24小时不关机,但开发者需要充电)
欢迎来撩,技术交流/组团摸鱼/颈椎康复经验分享均可,反正最后都会变成——
“你这个需求,得加个钟(加班的那种)”
【温馨提示】本介绍自带防抄袭水印,复制时可能会随机生成"//TODO"注释~ 
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