《牛来》经典片段

vohelon (vohelon) August 17, 2026, 9:41am 1

《牛来》经典片段:
牛来:妈妈~
牛妈:牛来，你怎么哭了?
小牛:我被石头绊倒了
牛妈:傻孩子，那是绊倒体，狗都不碰

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《牛来》经典片段

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